Top 20 things that shouldn’t have been written on a CV!!!
- It's best for employers that I not work with people.
- Other Interests: Playing with my two dogs (They actually belong to my wife but I love the dogs more than my wife)."
- Hobbies: getting drunk every night down by the water, playing my guitar and smoking pot
- Why Interested in Position: to keep my parole officer from putting back me in jail
- Experience: Stalking, shipping & receiving."
- One applicant for a nursing position noted that she didn't like dealing with blood or needles.
- Candidate explained a gap in employment by saying it was because he was getting over the death of his cat for three months.
- Planned new corporate facility at $3 million over budget.
- Seeking a party-time position with potential for advancement.
- Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.
- Let's meet, so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience.
- I am loyal to my employer at all costs...Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail.
- Objective: I want to play a major part in watching a company advance.
- Languages: Speak English and Spinach.
- Reason for leaving: I thought the world was coming to an end.
- Skills: I have integrity so I will not steal office supplies and take them home.
- Objective: I need money because I have bills to pay and I would like to have a life, go out partying, please my young wife with gifts, and have a menu entrée consisting of more than soup.
- Objective: I would like to work for a company that is very lax when it comes to tardiness.
- References: Bill, Tom, Eric. But I don't know their phone numbers.
- Personal: My family is willing to relocate. However not to New England (too cold) and not to Southern California (earthquakes). Indianapolis or Chicago would be fine. My youngest prefers Orlando's proximity to Disney World.
